Evil Para Anon has a terrible stomachache.

If you want some TMI, it’s that time of the month.
I’ll do some shenanigans tomorrow…

/waves back/ Hey there, Mingkki! /writes down in book of future victims/

Q: *hugs you* Twinnie reblogs some scary things ;~; ...but anyway I brought you some dark chocolate ice cream! *hands you the ice cream* This is for not being mean to Baby Onew~ kekeke <3 - theparachuteanon

/hugs back tight/ Sorry, twinny… But that’s the whole point of being evil! >:D /gobbles up all the ice cream and gives you some sugar cookies/ I can’t be mean to babies; it’s a moral thing. <3

Q: Hi Para's twin~ - baby-onew

Hey, cutie-patootie~ How are you today? ^^

prince-hongki:

GUYS SERIOUSLY, THIS IS LIKE ACTA, SOPA, AND PIPA ALL PUT TOGETHER. PLEASE GET THE WORD OUT.

send me ”hi babe” if you would date me.

voodooplex:

frank kozik satanic tea and pillow set…

the pillow reads “Every night in my dreams, I burn your cities to the ground.”

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THE EVIL PARACHUTE ANON
Hello! I'm EvilParachuteAnon, but you can just call me Evil P, 'cause it sounds more hephap that way. I love ruining people's days with shitty gifts because that's just how I do. You'll learn to love it and roll with the punches.